For the Punters: Upcoming EPL Matches

By El Chupa

A lot of great matches this weekend, not too many opportunities for high percentage wagers. But we can offer our loyal reader(s) three decent possibilities:

West Ham at Blackburn - Take West Ham at +200. This one puzzles us. West Ham lost to Tottenham but soundly beat Wolves. Blackburn has two losses including one to Sunderland. Most importantly, West Ham is near the top of the LM ratings and Blackburn at the bottom. We think the books have this one dead wrong and there is a great opportunity for the punter to make a high percentage killing. Of course, the West Ham thugs' performance outside Upton Park this week after the Millwall match hasn't helped the Hammers' image. El Chupa's EPL Pick of the Week. UPDATE: Our resident EPL expert, Dr. Bumba, says Blackburn's coach is top notch and that his players will walk through fire for him. He claims a draw is more likely. We shall see.

Hull City at Wolves - This one could go either way but we like Wolves at home here given their win at Wigan, their ranking over Hull in the LM, home field advantage, and the Even odds. UPDATE: Dr. Bumba claims Wolves is still an unknown quantity and even at home he likes Hull City. Again, we shall see.

Arsenal at Man U - This one could go either way as well, and the odds are good no matter who you take. CAVEAT EMPTOR - Fabregas is iffy, but the Red Arses look deep and strong this year. If you are looking for a gamble that is a sound bet which could certainly pay off (but could also not pay off) take Arsenal and the win at +200 and enjoy the match on FSC. Kramer says : "That's some sweet action!" UPDATE: Dr. Bumba and El Lucha finally agree on something: Aresenal to win.

Cubans, Homeless World Cup, Hull City & More

El Luchador gives a shout out to the following partners in the struggle:

• The Cuban National Men’s Football Team. A soccer team from a baseball nation, the Cuban National Team has earned a berth in the Gold Cup and are undefeated in the group stage of the Caribbean Cup of Nations. Long live the revolution.
  


• Aston Villa. In dramatic fashion with a last-minute winning goal, the Villans defeated Everton 3-2 on Sunday. Former Crewmate Brad Friedel made several key saves, as Aston Villa continued their epic proletarian struggle to break into the English Big 4 and earn a long-awaited UEFA Champions League appearance.
  


• The Afghanistan National Homeless Football Team. On Sunday in Melbourne, Australia, these ruffians defeated their counterparts from Mother Russia, 5-4, in the final of the sixth Homeless World Cup.
  


• Russian Orthodox Patriarch Alexiy II. He revived Russia’s religious mojo after decades of Soviet atheism and healed an 80-year rift with a branch of the Russian Orthodox church in the West. He died on Friday at 79.
  


• Hull City Tigers. Are you kidding? 6th place in the EPL near the midway mark? Phil Brown’s side earned their seventh win of the season against Middlesbrough Saturday. Arguably the least likely promotion team from the Championship this season, Hull is still within striking distance of the UEFA Champions League. Do you believe in miracles?
  


• Elvis, William Howard Taft & Sigi Schmid. All three were enormous presences in their respective fields. All three earned doubles (Taft was president and chief justice; Elvis was the King of Rock and the King of Roll; Sigi, the first MLS coach to win two MLS Cups with two different teams). The Dispatch reports that Sigi will return Wednesday from his week in Seattle interviewing for the Sounders job. Elvis is back in the building, but not for long.
  
  Columbus ‘till I die, brothers and sisters.