MLS Weekend Early Line: House of Pain

By El Chupa
El Chupa gazes into his crystal ball and sees only darkness and pain. The MLS matches this weekend offer few opportunities for high percentage wagers. All the matches, other than DAL at LA, are too close for comfort. LA will be favored heavily over DAL, but coming up with even one other team (let alone two, which is El Lucha's preference) for a parley might be difficult. If you put his cojones in a vice, El Chupa would probably take either TOR or his beloved Crew to win along with LA. But although he doubts COL can win in TOR, he has little faith in TOR's ability to score the win. And HOU scares the bejesus out of him, even at home. Ay mi cabesa!